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UNICORN STUFF

UNICORN (VIA URBAN DICTIONARY)

A MYTHICAL SPECIES OF HORSE THAT IS EXTREMELY HARD, IF NOT IMPOSSIBLE TO CATCH. ONLY VIRGINS CAN COME NEAR A UNICORN. THE UNICORN HORN IS KNOWN TO NEUTRALISE POISON, CURE ANY DISEASE, RESURRECT THE DEAD, AND THE UNICORN ITSELF WILL CHOOSE ITS OWN COMPANION. IF YOU EVER MEET A UNICORN, YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT BEING IT'S COMPANION IF IT'S NOT LOOKING AT YOU OR COMING NEAR YOU. IF YOU MANAGE TO CAPTURE A UNICORN, YOU WILL OBTAIN IMMORTALITY. DON'T CAGE A UNICORN WHEN YOU KEEP IT. IT WILL RUN AWAY.

Ian went into the forest for a week, trying to find a unicorn. But, he wasn't a virgin, so he totally wasted his time.